unlucky

i'd like to be lucky for once...like in the winning a prize sense. i'm already lucky with many things, but the only prize i have ever won was a bottle of soda (yeah, it was a look under the cap game). but that doesn't really count. i want to win...$20 in the lottery or $50 at bingo or blackjack...or publisher's clearinghouse...or sallie mae's $25,000 towards my student loans...or the uwm bookstore's 60-second stuff a backpack game.

can't i win something big? please?

or just how about that job in oconomowoc?